1 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,180 to the car park immediately. 2 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:33,200 Will the owner of the RSPCA van please return to it in the car park 3 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,070 Excuse me. 4 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,610 Yeah? 5 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:32,550 I think we need someone to take this back to the car park. 6 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,790 No, these cans are quite light, you'll manage. 7 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:40,080 Boys won't take this pin off to change it. 8 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,560 Shall I send the tin? 9 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:44,220 I'll do it. 10 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,580 I think you're overqualified. 11 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,459 Oh, God. 12 00:02:19,460 --> 00:02:21,400 How would you like it if I ended up a vegetable? 13 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,500 Well, you could still sit on the rack and wait for meals. Wouldn't make much 14 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,500 difference. 15 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:31,980 I thought the moment the mother spent at home was supposed to be devoted to 16 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:32,980 quality time. 17 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,520 No, quality streets. 18 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:38,080 I suppose you want to put a hoover and clean up in here. 19 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,340 What? 20 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,360 Well, I'll do it if you like. 21 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,440 Ben, there's a girl in here who looks just like our daughter. Do you suppose 22 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,780 was those strange pods that were growing in the garden? 23 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:52,340 to disappoint. 24 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:54,140 What time's Jason coming? 25 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:57,180 Eleven. We're meeting the others at the centre. 26 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,720 Back by six. 27 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,240 Eight. 28 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,480 Six -thirty. 29 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,560 I didn't recall a colkin's allowed up to eight. 30 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,140 Yes, but he's a midget in a little boy suit. 31 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:14,820 You won't believe what we got up in that loft. A portrait of Cliff Richard that 32 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:15,559 gets older? 33 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,620 Oh, Ben, didn't you get the paintbrushes? 34 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Watch this, watch this. 35 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:27,220 I went to the doctor's today. 36 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,240 I said it hurts when I do this. He said, what am I doing? 37 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:37,320 Empty box, empty box. Silk, silk, empty box. Silk, silk, silk, empty box. 38 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,240 Ben, the paintbrushes. 39 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:42,180 I put some money on a horse there, 20 to 1. 40 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,600 Came at half past 3. 41 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,420 Watch the box, watch the box. 42 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:48,940 Watch the box. 43 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,009 Why did you do that? 44 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,010 That's magic. 45 00:03:58,390 --> 00:04:00,570 Was that your flea? It was not my flea. 46 00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:02,170 Did you get the long -handled one? 47 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,470 Might have done. Might not. 48 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:08,350 Jenny's meeting Jason at 11, and David and Sammy have gone to play in the 49 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,390 graveyard. What? 50 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,750 It's all right. 51 00:04:10,870 --> 00:04:12,010 I took this off him. 52 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:15,770 No, they're just going to do some drawings for art. Right. 53 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,709 So now it's all up to you. I'm just going to go and get ready for work. 54 00:04:18,950 --> 00:04:19,950 No problem. 55 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:27,430 You'd better be prepared to marry that hoover. 56 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:30,630 I just wonder what it would feel like. 57 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,870 Keep wondering. 58 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,290 Have you noticed? 59 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:43,590 We've got a lot of these, just as breast implants were banned. 60 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,710 More like anything on my chest that wasn't mine. 61 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,790 Like a hot water bottle you couldn't put down. 62 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:55,670 I suppose you could have it sucked out of your hips and pumped back up. 63 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,010 favourite. Shut up. No. 64 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:07,230 You can manage very nicely with my old pair, thanks. 65 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:08,470 Now you can. 66 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:12,190 But in ten years' time, you'll be peeling them off your ribs with a fish 67 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:14,750 It's not fair. 68 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,090 Men look better as they get older. 69 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,150 No, they don't. Yeah, they do. 70 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:22,530 They mature like cheese. 71 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,050 Have you made up your mind yet? 72 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,400 Rona, I told you, I am not going to see the Apollo men. 73 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,740 They take everything off, you know. They what? If you've seen one, you've seen 74 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:36,560 them all. And I've seen one and you've seen them all, so I can't see them all. 75 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:41,760 Are you going to have to sit at the front? 76 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:44,020 Oh, I'd want to sit at the front. So you'll come? 77 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,640 Oh, I don't know. It's a bit immature, really, isn't it? 78 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,480 Ladies, could I have your attention for a moment, please? 79 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,320 As you know, we do pride ourselves. 80 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:58,700 on the quality and value of our meals. So I was rather concerned when the 81 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:02,900 director handed on to me this note, which a passenger discovered yesterday 82 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:06,180 underneath his individual chicken Kiev and coleslaw. 83 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:12,240 Help, I am being held prisoner in an airline meals factory. 84 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,880 My only hope is to make a pistol out of EDAM. 85 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:23,300 Please do not... Do not eat your cherry tomato as I need it for ammunition. 86 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:30,080 I have had to apologise to the airline and I trust that this kind of thing will 87 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,080 not reoccur. 88 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 Thank you. 89 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:40,560 So, going to the Apollo men is immature. 90 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,520 taking a break. Been at it all day. 91 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:58,860 Where? 92 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:02,920 Well, there's a lot of preparation to do. Washing down walls, spilling in 93 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:07,020 sanding. Big macking, twixing, Tommy Coopering. 94 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,600 This world takes it out of you. 95 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:13,120 It must do. You can't just slap the paint on, you know. 96 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Oh, what time is it? 97 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:15,760 Nearly seven. 98 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,820 Grounded. We should keep her downstairs like a thing in the cellar. 99 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,660 Dug up any good bodies lately? 100 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:42,300 Don't be silly. We've been making robins of gravestones. I'm going to have them 101 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,180 in my room. How chic. That's enough. 102 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:45,519 What's that? 103 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,540 A Saint Christopher. We found it. 104 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,460 Hasn't he done it yet? 105 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:51,599 Not yet. 106 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,740 What colour is it going to be? 107 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,180 This colour. 108 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,720 Oh. What's the matter with that? 109 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,020 Nobody has beige these days. 110 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,660 Oh, how super. 111 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,960 Shall we... 112 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,680 Keep away from the paint. 113 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:23,340 Right, let's get this on the road. Ben, can you look after the kids on Monday 114 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:24,440 night? Have you got a shift change? 115 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,560 No, Rona and I are going to a women's group. 116 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:28,900 Pity. 117 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:33,179 Why? Well, I hear the Apollo men, whatever they are, are appearing at the 118 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,880 Hippodrome. You don't mind? 119 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:35,979 Why should I? 120 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:38,380 They can charge the battery, I'll turn the key. 121 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,940 I'll hold you for that. 122 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:42,559 Right. 123 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,220 Ben, 124 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:46,100 not on the sofa, at least remark. 125 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 automobile outside. 126 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,480 We don't want anyone to paint on it. 127 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:02,500 Oh, I see you've got a new sticker for it. We've seen the leopards in Windsor 128 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,500 Safari Park. 129 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,780 Leopards? We didn't see any leopards, did we, Brian? No, not really. 130 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:13,020 Didn't see any leopards either, actually. They were hiding. 131 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Wonder why. 132 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:15,460 Well, come in. 133 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,740 We're not interrupting anything. 134 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:20,420 Ben was just going to do some painting. 135 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 Oh. 136 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:23,570 What colour is it going to be? 137 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,130 This colour. 138 00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:29,570 Oh. You want to strip that right back, really, Ben, before you start? 139 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:30,890 No, he doesn't. 140 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,930 Tina would be horrified if I didn't strip her right down before I got 141 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:35,950 eh? 142 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,630 Brian, it's the children. 143 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:39,610 Hello, Aunty Tina. 144 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:42,090 Haven't you got something to say to your Aunty Tina? 145 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,410 Go on. 146 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,130 I'm sorry I bought a raccoon for her. 147 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,890 Oh, that's all forgotten now, isn't it? 148 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:52,210 Yeah. 149 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,580 Pictures? What are they? 150 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,660 Aeroplanes? Little bunnies? 151 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,500 Gravestones. 152 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,600 Why don't you take them up to your room and cut them out? All right. Have a 153 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,300 seat. Shall I put the kettle on? 154 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,840 We can't stop. 155 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:12,100 I've got a stroganoff in the slow cooker and Brian's got to jeet clamp his 156 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,100 formica. 157 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,940 Onyx effect veneer to go with the TV lamp. 158 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,380 Coordination's so important, isn't it? 159 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:28,850 And you've still got that lovely necklace. 160 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:31,870 It was a special present from Brian. 161 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:36,430 I told him I can't imagine anything else being round my neck. 162 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:37,830 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 163 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:42,670 Better deliver our invitation, I suppose. 164 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:46,810 Ah, yes, well, we haven't decided about Christmas yet, have we? No, it's not 165 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:47,810 that. 166 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:50,010 Of course, you're very welcome. 167 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,230 This is about tomorrow. 168 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,390 I've had a letter from Dad. 169 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,250 a few days, and he wants to see you. 170 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,369 Didn't write to me. 171 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,930 I expect he's too busy. 172 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,270 Usually is. 173 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:08,890 But he doesn't come to England very often, so I thought it would be nice for 174 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:09,910 all to be together. 175 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:12,390 So he didn't actually ask for me. 176 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,930 Well, he implied it. 177 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:18,930 Yeah. I thought we'd all be there when he arrives, and then we can have a nice 178 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:19,930 meal together. 179 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:22,430 Tina, I really... What time would you like us? About four. 180 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:24,410 That'll be fine. Okay, Ben? 181 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,480 We'll be off then. 182 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080 Cheers, Ben. 183 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:34,460 I'm sure it's going to look just how I imagined. 184 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080 Bye. 185 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,280 Why did you say we'd go? 186 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,080 Ben, the kids haven't even seen him. 187 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,920 I've hardly ever seen him. 188 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:48,520 When he was with my mum, he was never home. And then when she finally had 189 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,760 of him, he's off to Saudi or Canada or Thailand or wherever the hell. And now 190 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:55,000 I'm supposed to come running. Hello, Dad. Nice to see you, Dad. Thanks for 191 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,320 pissing off when I needed you, Dad. 192 00:11:57,980 --> 00:11:59,160 He's still your father? 193 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,660 He is not my father. I have no father. 194 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,380 I have a father effect veneer. 195 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:08,000 Do you know, I once saw him playing with somebody else's kids in a park. 196 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,600 Not a... He didn't care about us. 197 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,040 He just wasn't interested. 198 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:15,340 Not now, son. 199 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,540 Ben! 200 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:19,960 Sorry. What is it, Paisley? 201 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,360 Are we going to see Grandad? 202 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,480 Looks like it. 203 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:27,980 Where is he? 204 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,620 Here's one for you. 205 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,700 Shut up, he's looking. 206 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,440 Take this. 207 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,540 Have you had this ever since we left home? 208 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:40,740 It was worth it. 209 00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,350 Tina. You know Brian? 210 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:51,750 Oh, yes. 211 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,750 You can't. 212 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:57,570 He's just a man like you. What harm can he do you now? 213 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,210 Go on. 214 00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:02,570 Dad. 215 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:03,930 Ben. 216 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,450 Okay. 217 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,070 Yeah? 218 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840 Been a while. 219 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,020 Yeah. 220 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,140 Yeah, quite a while. 221 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,500 Yeah. 222 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,680 This is Jenny. Hi. 223 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,780 David. Those flats. 224 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,600 And do you remember Bill? Yes. 225 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,420 we got separated at passports. 226 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Ah. 227 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,400 There she is. 228 00:13:55,440 --> 00:14:02,400 This is Durrani, my wife. 229 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,660 What'd they make us come out here? 230 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,460 It's difficult for them. 231 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:18,010 No one else at school has a grandma who's a stunner. She's not our grandma. 232 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,510 What is she then? 233 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,010 Have a biscuit. 234 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,290 I could do with another jar, though. 235 00:14:57,490 --> 00:14:58,469 Dad, are you sure? 236 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,110 Yeah. I'll do it. Same again, Frank. 237 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,110 Ben? 238 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:09,570 Salmon cartwheel? 239 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,170 Long king do see. 240 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,240 It means both. 241 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,660 How long have you two been married? 242 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,040 Oh, nearly a year. I'd just gone back from the second stint and I thought, 243 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:35,460 that's about time you had someone to wash your socks, Frank. 244 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,980 You know how it is, lad? 245 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,000 Oh, yeah, we know how it is. 246 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,700 No, this one is ideal. 247 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:46,020 She does the washing, does the cooking, and no mean sluts in the love 248 00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,020 department. 249 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,140 What more could any man want? 250 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,380 Yeah, if Electrolux could make the female genitalia, we'd be obsolete. 251 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,120 But until then, this is perfect. 252 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:02,600 It looks good, it works hard, and it knows its place. 253 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,400 It? Well, that's just a figure of speech, Princess. 254 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,720 What, like total prat, you mean? 255 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:14,660 What she means is this kind of crap may go down very well with your expat 256 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:18,780 cronies. But it's not exactly human rights, is it? Now, hold on. I'm still 257 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:19,780 father, you know. 258 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,800 Yeah, what are you going to do? Take your belt off to me? 259 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:25,420 I've just got to help Tina. No, no, no, no, no, no. She'll do it. 260 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:29,040 Durrani. No, no, she won't. Durrani, you stay there. Durrani. No, you stay 261 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,060 there, Durrani. You don't understand all this. What do you mean I don't 262 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,220 understand? You're treating her like a slave. 263 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,240 I'm not a slave. You're a natural worker. 264 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,710 last week. How fascinating. 265 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,030 Do they still fly down poles? 266 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:52,450 Thank you. 267 00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:56,310 No, is it the way I was going on? I was in danger of suffocating. 268 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,510 Oh, yes. 269 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,490 From the smoke. 270 00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,770 So, here we are. 271 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,530 How's Ben? Still clenched and brooding? 272 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,370 He darted on the painting. 273 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:08,890 Oh, that bad. 274 00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,150 You're not worried about what I was saying at work, are you? 275 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,010 What? What about getting older and all that? 276 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,750 No. 277 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,090 You could have married Gordon. 278 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:29,930 Oh, Gordon. 279 00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:31,710 What happened to him? 280 00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:32,950 I don't know. 281 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,770 After I jilted him to the altar in front of his entire family, we lost touch for 282 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,230 some reason. Oh, come on. 283 00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:39,490 You're only 17. 284 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,030 Yeah, only 17. 285 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,470 Think of all the good times you've had since then. 286 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,440 ready. Got film? 287 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,320 Oh, I've always got film. 288 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,880 I'll see you in half an hour. 289 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,940 See you in half an hour. 290 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,860 What's this? 291 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200 What? 292 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,800 Hey, acid house. 293 00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,620 You had orange. 294 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,000 Great, I knew I should have sent the chimp. 295 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,480 I think it's mega. 296 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,280 Yes, it's certainly that. 297 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,520 Well, take it back. What kind is it supposed to be? 298 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:30,980 Seventies beige. 299 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:35,450 What about the girl who turned her Walkman up too high? Was that putting 300 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:36,450 brains in a microwave? 301 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,790 I'll take you back now. Right. Can I come? If you want. 302 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,250 Will you be here when I get back? 303 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,550 No, but I'll be back by 12. 304 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:43,830 Oh, yeah. 305 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,880 Darren, you'd better come in. 306 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,540 I waited until Ben went out. 307 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:32,880 What? Out there? 308 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,860 You must be frozen. Sit down. 309 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:37,780 Where's Frank? 310 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,200 Out. 311 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,740 He's always out. 312 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,960 And Tina? 313 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:46,380 Tina, she said bad things to me. 314 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,780 What bad things? 315 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,660 I can't say. 316 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500 Just a minute. 317 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,060 Hello? 318 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,649 What's the matter? 319 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,690 You haven't seen Boat, have you? 320 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:04,530 Why, what happened? 321 00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,570 Oh, Bill, I don't know where to begin. 322 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:10,110 Do you know what the first thing she does is every morning? 323 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,790 She grinds chili peppers. 324 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:16,530 I'm sure Vim will never get the smell out of my moulinette. 325 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:23,770 Oh, Tina. She has to have special rice, special flour, some of them even from an 326 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,870 Asian shop. 327 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:26,750 I had to wear a head... 328 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,620 Please, next door can pick up my cordless on the CB radio. 329 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,460 Have you mentioned any of this to Daronne? 330 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,180 Well, about to mention it. 331 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,700 In passing. 332 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,520 Great. Thought you'd hear of anything. 333 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,160 I'll give you a ring. Bye -bye. 334 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,260 I'm sorry. 335 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:29,120 Yes, I worked in a bar. 336 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,260 Frank likes to drink. 337 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,340 It is true. 338 00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:35,710 Some of the girls went with men. 339 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:39,690 They have so much money, and the girls have families. 340 00:22:41,510 --> 00:22:42,930 Do you have a family? 341 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:44,230 Yes. 342 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,890 My sisters and my cousin. 343 00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:49,030 This is where they live. 344 00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,970 At first, I just wanted to get away. 345 00:22:55,630 --> 00:23:01,830 But after I met Frank a few times, you know, he is really a good man. 346 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680 Are you happy? 347 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,640 I have a home and a husband. 348 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,440 What else is there? 349 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720 Excuse me. 350 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,240 Aren't you ready yet? 351 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,800 Oh, hi there. 352 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:25,659 What's that? 353 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,940 Oh, I thought I'd bring a bottle in case they run out. 354 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,400 Oh, Rona, they never run out of booze. 355 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,120 Not booze. It's baby oil. 356 00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:43,490 I think it's about time we showed you just what else there is. 357 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:35,060 For the kids. 358 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,520 Thanks. 359 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:41,280 I'm sorry about yesterday. 360 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,560 Yeah, well, maybe I did lose my rag. 361 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,820 Yeah, well, I'll be going then. 362 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:51,940 Back abroad soon? 363 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,080 Yeah. Also? 364 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,840 Does it always have to be like this? 365 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:08,010 What? A few coded words and then off. 366 00:25:08,890 --> 00:25:10,190 You never talk to me properly. 367 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:15,650 All right. 368 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:18,850 Let's talk. 369 00:25:26,030 --> 00:25:27,130 I don't know what to say. 370 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:31,790 Yes, I do. Why? Why were you never at home? Why do you never like being with 371 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:32,790 Who knows? 372 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:36,990 For God's sake, stop avoiding contact with me. Just for a moment. 373 00:25:39,010 --> 00:25:44,670 Well, I suppose... I suppose I was never much good at being a father. 374 00:25:45,950 --> 00:25:46,990 I didn't know how. 375 00:25:47,730 --> 00:25:48,750 I still don't. 376 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:51,930 It does. 377 00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:54,370 Well, you seem to be making a pretty good job of it. 378 00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:55,790 Sometimes, maybe. 379 00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:57,530 You have to try. 380 00:25:58,770 --> 00:25:59,770 Yeah. 381 00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,470 Well, for some of us, it's too late, isn't it? 382 00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:07,410 You know, you bought me one of these once. 383 00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,730 Then you walked out on me that time as well. 384 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,290 I'm a bit old for magic, don't you think? 385 00:26:16,330 --> 00:26:17,330 Not really. 386 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,120 in that changing room. No, it was only for a moment. 387 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,140 I covered my eyes and felt your way to him. No! 388 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:43,480 Well, what did he say? 389 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 It's on. 390 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,060 Wait. 391 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,540 A leisure card. 392 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,220 Oh, you cheated. 393 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,820 It was up your sleeve. It was not up my sleeve. No, it wasn't. It was here. 394 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,140 That's great, Grandad. 395 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:01,560 What about up his sleeve? 396 00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:02,860 He doesn't cheat. 397 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,860 You know, actually, I really should be going. 398 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,780 No, don't. Well, Durrani, you'll be waiting. 399 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,000 Nah, Tina's probably got her doing something really cultural. 400 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,380 Yeah. 401 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,960 Brian's parked on a double yellow. Where is she? Dad'll be frightened. 402 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,520 I think she was here a minute ago. 403 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,880 I think she went to the loo. I'll find her. 404 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,010 Is this what you're looking for? 405 00:27:45,890 --> 00:27:46,890 Whoops.